So safe we're on Alert

The childishly vague color coded Terror Threat level has been raised to level Orange. Heh, we're soooooo safe that they have to issue terror threat alerts warning of an iminent attack that they probably can't stop because of the reality of below the radar activities of smart enemies keeping them in the shadows. Joy oh joy. Fear! Fear! Fear!

Orange alert! Exercise vague caution! Whip out the duct tape en mass, and pretend that the government can prevent an attack from any direction at any time by any means.